Weekend Schedule // Uniforms // Tee Times
Ceremony: Oct 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM · Pembroke Pines
Three days. Fully locked in. Read this. Tattoo it somewhere if necessary.
Pembroke Pines. Show up, stand where they tell you, practice walking. It is not complicated. Do not be late.
Rehearsal // 4:30 PM // Pembroke PinesCasual. Rob and Callie's call. Location TBD. Show up, eat, be normal. This is not the event — that's Saturday. Pace yourself.
Casual // ~6:00 PM // Location TBDTee times TBD but golf is CONFIRMED FREE for the full wedding party. That is no longer a rumor — the coordinator locked it in. Groups are set: Rob, Tommy, Rich, and Matt (Callie's father) in one group. Chris, Mark, Joe, and Steve in the other. Confirm you're playing so Rob can book the times.
Golf // FREE // Confirmed // Friday MorningRob's words. Take them seriously. You have a long night ahead.
Downtime // MandatoryParty starts at 7 PM. There's some decoration setup needed beforehand — Rob will coordinate. Show up, socialize, meet people you'll be pretending to remember all weekend.
Welcome Party // 7:00 PM // Setup Help NeededArrive at 1 PM. Get ready on your own or use the groomsmen suite — your call. A photographer will be there to document the getting-ready process, so maybe don't show up in a ratty t-shirt.
Arrive by 1:00 PM // Photographer PresentFull group pictures start at 3 PM sharp. Be dressed, be ready, be standing upright. This is on the record permanently.
Group Photos // 3:00 PM // Be ReadyRob and Callie actually do it. 4:30 PM. Be present, be sober enough to stand, and do not under any circumstances cry before Rob does. That is the rule.
Ceremony // 4:30 PM // Stand TallMission accomplished. Go celebrate. You've earned everything on the open bar.
Reception // Details TBDRob has locked in the uniforms. Links are live. Buy them now — they're running out fast. Stragglers are named and shamed below. Shirts TBD — lower priority, update incoming.
Pants and jacket only — no vest. Tommy Hilfiger at Macy's or the Modern Fit at Men's Wearhouse. Buy it now. Mark, Steve, Rich, and Rob already have theirs.
Groomsmen wear long ties. Rob wears the bowtie. Rob is buying all the ties so they match — you just pay him back. Do not go rogue and buy your own. That is not how this works.
Dockers Easedale Oxford in Cognac. Around $60 at DSW, Macy's, or Kohls. Tommy, Mark, Steve, and Rob have theirs. Joe, Chris (wide foot — get the right width), and Rich still need to order.
[ BUY AT DSW — ~$60 → ]🚫 STILL NO TUXEDOS. Updated uniforms, same rule. If you show up in a tux after all this communication, that is a you problem. A permanent, wedding-photo, forever problem.
Golf is on Friday morning and it is confirmed free for the entire wedding party. Not rumored. Not allegedly. Confirmed by the wedding coordinator. Groups are already set. Rob just needs to know you're in so he can lock the tee times.